layla-miller: I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!! WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!! OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER...
person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.
sodamnrelatable: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
fartgallery: adyingmanneedstodie: fartgallery: what do birds keep inside their nests? is it keys? tiny swords? shoes for birds? there is literally no way of knowing eggs thats just ridiculous, how they gonna cook eggs? they dont even have a stove
shego: true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
the-yolocaust: who is tyler and what did he create
braydaaan: ill pay u 20 pizzas to love me
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
whatsacanada: Time for spring cleaning *deletes 3 apps*
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together
wiitangclan: wiitangclan: the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
alpacamazing: school pisses me off so much are you actually gonna evaluate my level of intelligence based off my ability to find the area of a fucking triangle oh my god